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I’ll poison myself slowly
so it won’t show up on the autopsy
at this rate I’ll run out of candy
I’ll have to eat dates
and I hate dates

fell face first on the concrete
hope you are thinking about me
smashed my teeth
laid naked on a side street
and I ate dates

I’ll get my beauty rest
where you left me on the concrete
I’ll smash out all my own teeth
I’ll dress up real pretty
but I dont wanna go on

I don’t wanna go on dates


from Ugly Laugh, released March 12, 2016



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Cram this in your ear holes. Sounds by Madeline Rafter & Sam Huntington.


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