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I know it
I know it hurts
Don’t tell me it’s getting worse

I’ll make a point out of being real cool
I’ll take off my clothes and jump in the swimming pool
you know I’ve got some body issues
peel back my skin and look at the muscles and tissues
please do

is it bad I want you to see me bleed?
is it that bad, I need you to tell me

I’m a mess
in my room
egg on face
breakfast soon

holy wreck
closet shrine
candlelit box of wine


from Ugly Laugh, released March 12, 2016



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Cram this in your ear holes. Sounds by Madeline Rafter & Sam Huntington.


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